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When the CEO of Abercrombie says ANYTHING…

When the CEO of Abercrombie says ANYTHING…

(Source: jadeyasminemartinez)

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You cheated on me, and I bought over $25,000 of shit I didn’t need with your credit card…

naya-queervera:

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When the Country Club requests I don’t swear on the golf course…

callmeoldfashionedxx:

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The email we’ve ALL almost sent to our exes!

The email we’ve ALL almost sent to our exes!

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you-wear-insanity-well:
When I catch my friends STILL posting “Pouty Lips” pics …1. You are not Victoria Beckham, and 2. Follow above instruction

you-wear-insanity-well:

When I catch my friends STILL posting “Pouty Lips” pics …1. You are not Victoria Beckham, and 2. Follow above instruction

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My date told me it offended his customers wives when I said, “damn”

My date told me it offended his customers wives when I said, “damn”

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Yes Please!

Yes Please!

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To conserve water during Earth Week-I drank more vodka.

To conserve water during Earth Week-I drank more vodka.

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When I see my ex & his date waiting in the “Loser Line”, and I walk right in…I smile and think-

When I see my ex & his date waiting in the “Loser Line”, and I walk right in…I smile and think-

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Whenever I see someone wearing Uggs

soyeahduh:

I’m all like,

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When I wear Uggs, I’m all like:

SO TRUE!